Ok so Amanda is going to post the lovey dovey stuff I will be posting my views about politics, sports, and etc. So today I decided to post on my version of BO's Ten Commandments. Bible version first BO's version next
1. You shall have no other God's before me. "Uh yea no other God's before me you see"
2. You shall not have any false idols. "I am the only Messiah you see, I make people's legs tingle"
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord. "It is Barack Obama not Barack Hussein Obama... that is racist"
4. Observe the Sabbath by keeping it holy. "What is the Sabbath?"
5. Honor your father and mother. "Uh yea Malia and Sasha, honor me I am number one"
6. You shall not murder. "Killing babies is perfectly fine though"
7. You shall not commit adultery. "For my buddy Bill it is fine"
8. You shall not steal. "Uh like I said, we need to take from the people who work hard for their money and give it to those who don't"
9. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. "All Republicans Lie"
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. "Ooo, Hillary"
That is all for today folks look for my next post sometime in the future whenever I feel like doing it or Amanda makes me. :)
P.S. I love Amanda
Master Jedi Aaron
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